yeaka:

Tada, the future Mr. Yeaka!

I finally earned my next date. I’m slow. I love Sanjay, and unlike my last husband (Hiro), he actually looks old enough to marry, haha.  To be honest, I play the Harvest Moon games mostly for the dating. However, I don’t enjoy dating sims nearly so much. I guess I like these kind of games where I have my whole life set out before me with my own choices, and while I can choose to share that life with someone else, it’s not the point of it. I like games where I can date, but no one’s going to tell me I’m not a winner if I don’t. ♥

qvw-remade:

you know what i just realized? when you talk to Mason from May’s Tailoring in harvest moon ds cute he is the one that picks the names for all the clothes 

which means he is the one that picked all of these 

mason is really cute

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fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

askdoucheland:

luciseaux:

SCREAMS FOR 10000 YEARS AND HURLS MYSELF TO BED

[[ Congratulations to Germany for finally winning the World Cup since 1990!!! ]]

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